We could call our epoch The Age of Teflon, but “the Teflon President” is what Rep. Patricia Schroeder (D-Colo.) called the 40th Commander in Chief — a long, long time ago. And let us be honest: Reagan had nothing on Bill Clinton in the anti-stickiness department.
- Stonewalling (never admit anything);
- Lexical tomfoolery (about, say, what the exact “meaning of ‘is’ is”);
- Distraction (bomb a foreign country to deflect attention):
- Argumentum ad hominem (deny the charges because of who is making them, i.e., a nefarious conspiracy of opponents); and
- Relying upon followers, especially in the media, to deny all substance outright.
We have lived in the Age of Clinton ever since. Even the grossest enormities fail to fall heavily upon a politician who is, somehow (usually because of partisanship, but not always), impervious to the blemish of a crime. The accusations (even charges) don’t stick.
Now that American voters have the chance to anoint another Clinton to office, making a dynasty out of a done deal, we sort of just assume — by political inertia — that the Age of Clinton will continue, with invulnerability the only thing adhering to the most corrupt politician of our time, the Mrs. of the Age.
Yet, the FBI is investigating former Secretary of State Hillary “Smart Power” Clinton’s email server scandal. One of her subordinates, a tech guy, has been given immunity after extensive pleadings of the Fifth Amendment.
Could the Age of Clinton end with her prosecution?
It seems unlikely. Remember, the Clintons were a team. Not all of Slick Willie’s wily slipperiness came from his own sebaceous self. Hillary contributed mightily to the cause.
It was she who served as master (mistress?) of the ad hominem, for example. It was she who ballyhooed the existence and special awful power of the alleged “vast rightwing conspiracy” — as if identifying your accusers and noticing their organizational skills and declaiming against their (doubtful) near-omnipresence was any argument against any charge.
Indeed, she has never stopped playing this hand: she is right because her enemies are “rightwing.”
What Hillary succeeded in doing? Help create the current age. The age of frank and open warfare “left” and “right,” denying any other factor than partisan success as a standard to judge. This was her baby. She is not only Chelsea’s daughter’s Grandma, she is the Grandmother to us all, for these days it is almost impossible to extricate oneself from the internecine and brain-dead partisanship of the age.
(Still, some of us try.)
The partisanship of the age is, in fact, the prime feature of the Age of Clinton.
It would be fun to see her run through the court system, sure. Indeed, such a prosecution would be the first step in the healing process of our nation. The officials who put away partisan advantage to engage in just prosecution would be heroes.
But could the Obama Justice Department really possess the courage to do it? Is moral courage what you think of when you think Obama?
Seems unlikely. We are, after all, still living in the Age of Clinton. The Empress must be honored, the Grandmother to Us All given her due.
Besides, while the major media scramble to find some way to puncture the Trump bubble, the principles of partisanship continue to trump the rule of law.
And, as the theorist of the vastness of her opposition has noted before, at this point, “what difference does it make?”
Yes, oh dear yes, Hillary Clinton has defined our age.
Paul Jacob, March 6, 2016
This column first appeared on Townhall.com.