“Anderson Cooper and CNN,” Scott Adams tells us, “seem genuinely puzzled about why would the President lie wbout an extramarital affair. But that is not the only mystery they are working on.” Adams jests about other enigmas:
- Why do hungry people eat?
- Why do sleepy people take naps?
- Why do dead people never dance?
Seriously, Adams solves the mystery of the “cash” problem in the Cohen tapes: